The "Am I goth, trendy or alternative?" test
(found by glamourangel)

Goth 40%
Trendy 20%
Alternative 70%

Conclusion: Angry *and* arrogant! What a combination. You have just enough knowledge of the world to really resent it properly.

Some statistics:

22% of Goths surveyed are related to someone famous.
15% of Trendy peeps surveyed have double glazing.
75% of Alternative peeps surveyed haven't found God.