which is actually less than the average, 46%.
Based on the 4,401,249 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 30% of the world.
you're cleaner than 69% of the world.
The Pregnancy Test
...run for your life, you're pregnant.
During your life, you'll have: 4 children.
Here are some stats about your next one:
Birth weight: 11 lbs. 13 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 6%
Most likely defect: runny nose
The Sex Test
...you'll have sex with 5 new lovers!
The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
5 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.
The Bitch Test
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
20% (less bitchy than you)
78% (bitchier than you)
The Wealth Test
Congratulations! Based on inflation, taxes, the anticipated world economy, melting icecaps, free love, the global yeast war of 2017, the Canadian depression of 2021, and your personal financial outlook, you can expect to be worth one million dollars at...
34 years old!
"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2012, in the following ways: "
$70,000 begging in the streets.
$211,000 through insider trading.
$137,000 being a star.
$135,000 through lucrative nerd-ism, like me, Bill Gates.
$274,000 working 9 to 5.
$129,000 'working' between the sheets.
$44,000 odd-jobs for the Pope.
The Personality Test
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker )
Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.
The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.
You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.
You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.